Why Tigers Kill

So I am about to tell a little story and it goes a little something like this....

There once was this guy named Tiger. He was a cool person. Chilled and did his work. One day he decides to go get lunch from the local Quizno's thats no more than 5 minutes away. He had seen the commercials about the Steak Sub that he wanted to try it out. So he rolls there. Gets his food and gets a large water because he is on the healthy tip. Starts to drive back. Now please remember, this place is a 5 minute drive from his place of employment. He is driving and out of no where he hears a police siren and those damn flashing lights that terrorize people everyday. Tiger thinking that this officer is on his way to make the world a safer place for terrorize, moves over into the right lane to let him pass by. But what happens next is shocking.

He doesn't pass Tiger. He gets behind him. Right now Tiger is thinking..WHAT IN THE FUCK just happened here?? Was I speeding? Negative. Did I run a red light? Negative. Could my brake lights be out? Possible, who checks those on the regular. Oh I know what it is...I switched lanes without signaling. Hold up...Am I about to get a ticket for switching motherfucking lanes without signaling??? Hell nah. So I pull over errr Tiger pulls over and dude is still in his car chilling. Then what happens next. Another squad car pulls up and parks in front of Tiger. Tiger is thinking...What in the hell is going on right here?? I can see my office building from here? One officer approaches from the right, the other approaches from the left. The first officer says...Do you know why I pulled you over?? Tiger states...and I quote, "I don't have the slightest idea why you pulled me over". The officer replies...You have a dark smokish cover over you license plate and you can't have those.

Now right now, if you are reading this you are saying to yourself...You have got to be kidding me. No way in the world that happened. Well people, I wish I could make this shit up. Back to the story...

So Tiger, now having bug eyes responds, I was unaware of that being that I have had the cover on my car for the last 5 years and never once been pulled over. The officer then adds, The tag is what pointed me out to your car, then I ran your license plate and it came up revoked. Again Tiger's face is basically like...WTF, I just paid my car insurance YESTERDAY. I still remember the confirmation code.

Side Note: Tiger drives a black Honda Accord, with tinted windows and the smoke grey cover makes the car look sexy at night (when its washed at least)

He then asks Tiger if he has any weapons or drugs in the car. Of course the answer is No. What fool would admit having weapons or drugs in the car. Not Tiger.

So both officers walk to the back squad car and I assume they have a great chuckle at pulling Tiger over. They come back to the car and state, they re-ran Tigers license plate and it came up active. What a touch of LUCK or coincidence or whatever you want to call it. Tiger knows these officers are full of shit and wants to call them on it. Tiger tells Officer A...Thats weird, Let me call my Insurance company and have them talk to you and see if this matter can be cleared up in the future. Tiger doesn't want to this to happen in the future. Officer A states that isn't necessary and for Tiger to have a nice day. Officer B then says, Thanks for being civil about the matter and walks away.

Oh yea...they didn't say anything else about Tigers license plate cover!!!

Tiger is left in utter shock and has yet to eat his Quiznos!!!

The Shogun of Harlem